only in ohio

a phrase which means a person did something which only dumbasses from ohio could do

teacher: i was sick!
Me: only in ohio

by adolfrizzler1229 December 8, 2022

Only in Ohio

An internet meme that claims very unnatural/unordinary things happen ONLY in the US state, Ohio. It became popular around 2023 of January.

Person 1:"wow, look at this video of a deer toe dancing." Person 2:"Only in Ohio."

by thegangsta1094 June 12, 2023

Only in Ohio

Definition 1:
A term for of shitposts/ weird incidents happening like a Godzilla destroying an entire city and then saying "Cant even live in Ohio"

Definition 2: When something weird happens like a kid watching porn in your class.

Definition 1:
Jeff: Bro look at this Godzilla destroying the city of Columbus!
Joe: Only in ohio man ONG

Definition 2:
Max: Im gonna watch jack off while the teacher is explaining something
John and Joe: Only in ohio 💀💀💀💀

by Pelé December 29, 2022

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

Only Giac

An expression of frustration typically said when co-workers leave unfinished work for the next shift. Giac is referenced as an ideal co-worker who never leaves work for his colleagues or the next shift.

Carlos: Did you see the patients in rooms 8 & 9?

Albert: What patients?… oh I stopped checking the board a while ago they must have just walked in.

Carlos: *mutters under his breath* only Giac!!!

by CFLatinMD September 27, 2021

facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022