by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
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by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023
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jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.
by Trash Nash June 9, 2022
Get the die machine mug.The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020
Get the Steam Machine mug.Chong machine is a word for a vape more specifically a juul from which you chuong most commonly in history toilets due to the ventilation it can also be referred to as a Noel or tool depending on who is speaking
by Memelad March 13, 2019
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When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
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