lady holiday

A code name for a woman's menstral period, or another way of saying her "time of the month".

Ugh cramps, bad! Lady holiday started today.

by coleyy_xoxo May 7, 2015

pj lady

A lady who when faced with a choice of either tolerating a mild inconvinience for herself and helping out a friend vs causing a major inconvenience for her friend, but serving her own best interests, will always choose the latter.

Hey did Mary drive you home as promised? No, she dropped me off next to the nearest bus station @PJ. She said she was in a rush and did not wish to miss the annual bean counting contest. Oh I see, she is a real pj lady isn't she?

by PidarSpider July 4, 2022

Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

Lady Threesome

2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls

I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.

by ladies3some February 14, 2012

lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.

Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"

by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010

Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023

capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".

Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.

by CapitalLady April 8, 2011