by Jeremiah_griffin April 5, 2022
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Get the Jeremiah griffinmug. The Most Powerful Motivational Speaker Ever Touched The Earth! True Child Of God Strength of 10 Lions! No wonder She's A multi Billionaire She's One Of Kind!
by Berseal November 24, 2021
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Get the Berseal Speak Griffinmug. by George Griffin May 12, 2018
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Get the george griffinmug. A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!
Griffin - "every second that goes by is a second percent chance less that you will EVER EVEN GUESS!"
Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"
Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"
by mikedal22 November 22, 2021
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Get the Griffinmug. Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
 Get the Meg Griffin treatmentmug.
Get the Meg Griffin treatmentmug. In this I spit straight facts. literally. Griffin is straight. Of what we know. But he attracts a lot of girls. no doubt about it. For example me. I have liked him for a long long time. But little do I comprehend he doesnt fucking love me back. Griffin is a cute guy, he is funny, athletic, and even good in band. I mean fuck hes the whole package. Griffin in a good human being. And well I love him, and he cant know, this shit hurts man, really does.
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
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Get the Griffinmug. by The king dunker February 16, 2022
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Get the Howard Griffinmug.