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Gym

The place that made me a person. It kept my sanity in place when facing dark times. The place of which the effect it has on a person cannot be described. It taught me much about life. It is the reason why so many people have become better, not through luck, but through their own action and volition.
Guy: I’ll start going to the gym. I need to change and become a stronger, a better person.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent August 16, 2023
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gym motivation

(gym motivation) nudes / porn used in the gym to get the “pump” going
by thatgymguyishim December 3, 2024
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post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out
1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
by dcskeeler November 4, 2007
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dirty gym bag

someone who has an odd scent without intention
by dirtygymbag101 November 21, 2019
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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
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Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.
They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack the weights.
by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024
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Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment
I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.
by Canton town August 5, 2019
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