i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

Funkin-fu

expertise or mastery of any FNF character's fighting style

I have studied Funkin-fu for months

by Gfshusbandforever January 29, 2022

Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.

Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

sha da fu cup

When you really hate someone

-"hey you there, sha da fu cup"

by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Sor-Fu

Pronounced : sar - foo
plural : Sor-Fus
Noun
Lazy version of "sorry fuck"
Those who are truly pathetic and lack moral.

You are a Sor-Fu for thinking Ebola is a joke.

by WarGhost November 10, 2014

Fu

Foolish or trifling, just people who exhibit stupid behavior, also for objects that are trife

Thug 1: Y'all niggas so fu

Second meaning:
Thug 1: You like my new Jordans bruh?
Thug 2: They fu bruh! Michael Jordan never did that move, your shit fake

by ソサ// Sosa September 10, 2023