DUFF

Designated ugly fat friend

“Trudez is Tims DUFF”
“Luciano will always be a duff”

by Ashkiba February 5, 2018

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A DUFF is a D- Dumb U- Ugly F- Fat F- Friend basically the girl or boy that tries to cockblock you when you are trying to make a move on a girl or a boy

Shut up you fuckin duff

by Kiddericc March 22, 2021

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Duff is a quiet man when you first meet him yet is incredibly observant and always listening. He takes his time in both thoughts and actions, but in the end is always ready to share the very best of himself. Duff is strong yet gentle, firm yet kind and mushy. If you are lucky enough to have a Duff in your life, then you are guaranteed a funny and generous confidante who will be by your side forever.

You know it's going to be a great night, Duff is coming!

by Duckie1970 December 9, 2023

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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

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