Chris

A abnormally fat man, who has a micropenis, girls flee when he comes around. A very annoying person, he fails when he try's to impress people. He's a slob and can't take care of him self or his hygiene.

Oh my god stop being such a fat Chris.
he's such a Chris

booty names annoying fat slob gross

by The Watchman September 7, 2016

Chris

A mean person that only thinks the world is about him he is not a talker a fealty idiot not to be trusted at all.

GoodBye chris😃😃

by Emulater April 3, 2018

Chris

A little bitch of a man with ether a small dick or non at all. This dip shit has a gap in his teeth 12 feet in length and is attracted to fat male bitches. There is no female version to this word so in all he’s just a gay faggot.

Person 1: Look at that fat bitch
Person 2: yep that’s a Chris

by Reeeeeboya May 9, 2019

Chris

Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)

Wow chris is awesome

Yeah, but sometimes he could be a bit of wierdo, lol

by Stroughter November 19, 2019

Chris

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017

Chris

A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly

That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris

by Noodle650 August 15, 2017

Chris

Con-fucking-fused; extremely confused

Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?

Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.

Person 1: Apparently not.

Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.

chris
Christopher
chrissy
confused

by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016