A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug. by Kidthesid December 9, 2019
Get the Daven Allen Kingmug. by DownToParty September 5, 2022
Get the Steve Allenmug. A king. A god. All words used to describe this legendary man. Words cannot describe his DJ prowess that brings happiness to those who are blessed enough to hear it.
by DanielAllenFan1337 April 1, 2024
Get the Daniel Allenmug. A guy that use to have a lot of clout but now is in paw paw mode pulling girls from the sun to the moon all around good guy, Heart of gold,loves everybody
by Certified stepper November 17, 2020
Get the Hunter Allenmug. Allen is a guy who likes the same gender. He is the type of guy who will sacrifice a friendship for a one-night stand with another GUY.
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
by The_Slapper November 21, 2021
Get the Allenmug. A therapist like Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos, who seems to get the job done. Very futanari in appearance.
by EvanChrisStephanides January 22, 2023
Get the Dr. Allenmug.