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Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.
Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.
by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023
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Bible code

A piece of program code we are praying for to work properly.
- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!
by sleep`walker October 19, 2011
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Argument Bible

A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.
"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022
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SunDay schooooBJGUN BOOK BIBLE

The beginning of the the supreme Benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior when gomightybjis gomightydjis lormightybjis lormightydjis jamightybjis jamightydjis made MUAHLONNBEINGS AND WOMUAHLONNBEINGS now muahlonnbeings was called outforemales and they had beards and dicks and the WOMUAHLONNBEINGS was called Inforemales and they had bejrovbreasts and behinds both came together and they belong together and they was called flesh and relbjalood relbjaleed relbjaleeding then gomightybjis gomightydjis created Animents dejroogur dejrooger bejroogur bejroogar bejroogull and the doubjrag and that was everything then I created glomightybejis and that was the universe's of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis the supreme benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior and then I rested. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Sunday schooooBJGUN book Bible. The end of chapter 1 the beginning of Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Bible

The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.
Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.
by Speederman059 March 21, 2022
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Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.
-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!
by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021
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