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a lot*

A term used by fucking assholes who think they are superior to everyone and everything to ever exist because they don't make minor spelling mistakes
Person 1: I have alot of guitar picks
Person 2: a lot*
Person 3: This is why your wife would rather sleep with me, Daniel.
by EmperorOfSweeze April 16, 2023
mugGet the a lot*mug.

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨
Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
mugGet the Stay out of parking lotsmug.

Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
mugGet the Parking Lot Amnesiamug.

Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet
Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot
by Dam0ntee February 24, 2021
mugGet the Sir queefs a lotmug.
Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!
Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2023
mugGet the There are a lot of criminals out theremug.

Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.
If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.
by spedudomid October 7, 2023
mugGet the Parking lotmug.

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB
Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot
by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018
mugGet the Sir Turds A Lotmug.

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