Texticular Cancer

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010

Textickle

When your phone is in your pocket and on vibrate and you get a call or text...and it tickles.

Josh- AHH! holy crap!

Bryn- What was that?

Josh- Oh, just a textickle. Wanna go get some lunch?

by Supersexyawesomeman March 14, 2010

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

by Aceacles December 30, 2009

binge texting

A period of excessive or uncontrolled texting between two or more people, usually associated with meeting a new prospective partner with whom you just can't stop talking to. After binge texting, facebook-officalness ensues.

After Jane and Alex talked for 12 straight hours through text messaging,

Jane: Have you ever heard of binge texting? I think we just partook...

Alex: Hey accept that relationship request i sent you on facebook!

by althealelia June 22, 2010

Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person

Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room

by rodroddy May 1, 2010

Head Texting

When you open and read a text message on your phone and don't reply right away. And in your head you texted them back. But they never get it, because you forgot to actually do it.

Tynisheida- hey why didn't you text me back

Jahmonayshia- oh shit, i didn't. I thought I did, I guess I was head texting you.

by Duuuukaaaay August 25, 2010