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tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015
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Tennessee Shredder

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.
I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!
by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021
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WhiteBluff, Tennessee

An extremely small town where everyone knows your name and the next person you say "Howdy" to will most likely be your cousin.
Gosh it's like WhiteBluff, Tennessee on this show; what's up with the whistling? Who the hell is Andy Griffith?

Hick Town
by Kay El Dee January 27, 2011
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The tennessee motor boat

When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat
Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.
by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018
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Tennessee typewriter

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024
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Tennessee

a place where you should NOT move because we are crowded and taxes, housing prices, etc are going way up! just move to somewhere else!!
hey man should i move to tennessee?”

“no.”
by therebeccajulip997 May 3, 2022
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Tennessee

Probably the most underrated state to live in
🧡🍊GBO🍊🧡

GO VOLS
Tennessee is a Goat
by dennisonizsus March 5, 2023
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