by tito3531 January 4, 2011
Get the tampon mug.When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.
Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"
You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009
Get the Dick, Shit Tampon mug.Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006
Get the tampoons mug.I heard she got temporary throat herpes from suckin' mad face. Aint nobody wanna touch her till she gets better, that shit sucks.
by Mike Diesel 2 December 11, 2009
Get the Temporary Throat Herpes mug.1. The occurance when people see people doing a dance on a commercial, movie, tv show, etc. and immediately emulate it to gain popularity.
2. A dance that everyone learns but soon abadons for a new one created by mainstream media.
2. A dance that everyone learns but soon abadons for a new one created by mainstream media.
The reject is considered a temporary thriller as well as walk it out, and two step
Jack in the Box failed at making a temporary thriller. See (youtube) "Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich."
Jack in the Box failed at making a temporary thriller. See (youtube) "Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich."
by lollerskate3 December 25, 2009
Get the temporary thriller mug.A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").
I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.
by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010
Get the temporal locomotive anarchism mug.Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me
Sandra:shit
Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me
Sandra:shit
Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead
by Andy Train December 7, 2013
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