Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck
by dboyfromdahood March 27, 2012
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You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.
Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.
by Jaimey September 01, 2005
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A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
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Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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totally safe yellow maze

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.
person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what
by a guy that has no life August 03, 2023
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Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.
For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.
by Niksha August 16, 2017
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