cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009

cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time

“ damn shawty got that Cow Energy”

by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017