Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

Ghetto Mocha

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.

Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."

by RERS January 18, 2013

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 19, 2018

Ghetto-t

The absolute Reincarnation of Jesus. Also, Tara Jones

Hey, Look over there! It's freaking Ghetto-t! She's a golden god!

by Kadie May 12, 2004

Ghetto Omelette

The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.

Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.

by Mickey Bricks March 8, 2009

Ghetto Maiden

The leader of the Pack. The ghetto maiden is the at the top of the heap. In sophisticated mainstream circles they would call her a lady.

Wears her Raiders hat crooked and tells muthafukers they ain't shit.

This hood rat knows when to take one up the poop shoot and when to be a Ghetto Maiden. Behind closed doors or behind some bushes; or in a parked rusted can of bolts, a 2005 Chevy.

Sly guy: "yo what up man. Where did you find that fine specimen with you last night? That is a Ghetto Maiden for sure"

Pimp Daddy l: "Down at the corner, she can inflate a deadman she is that good"

by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017