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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021
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A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck
by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
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by nngls November 23, 2021
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Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
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