Fair Whether Friend

A Friend That Comes And Goes From your Life but never keeps in touch at times in between. When They Do Show up, they need something.

I couldn't be bothered with her today. She's a fair whether friend, her actions are unpredictable plus she's never around when she's needed.

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

Ein fair

When something is incredible and awesome it is EIN FAIR.

Can be enhanced with "fucking" in the middle. "Ein fucking fair"

Q: That party was awesome

A: Yeah man, it was EIN FAIR.

by Rob Collier August 28, 2008

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

Fair-Sexual

A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Is this fair

No. It isn't. M

Hym "Is this fair that the father of the Georgia school shooter is being charge? No. He is clearly a scapegoat intended to placate the masses so they don't start looking for other people to blame. I heard rumors of a second shooter. I heard they were targeting a coach. I wonder why..."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.

To be fair it was recommended that I do it

by Code nine June 17, 2022