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it's the best, it's the worst, it's awesome, it's sucky, it's hot, it's not, it's rainbows and smiles, and it's some hard core sex
He is so swift.

This party is so swift.

Don't get swift with me!

She is a swift learner.

Let's get swift baby.

What kind of swift is this?
by Tamara, Alyssa, and Megan August 29, 2005
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swiftboating

The process of smearing a military veteran's service record for political purposes. Named after the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth, who discredited John Kerry's war record during the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
He was a popular candidate, until the swiftboating started.
by SmileyScout January 21, 2006
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Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.
Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"
by nvv March 15, 2013
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switch a roo

Switching two words or objects of location
approval of seal

Bob stole a diamond and replaced it with a fake one, he pulled the old switch a roo
by gamebrain8505 April 3, 2011
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Taylor Swift

An overrated pop star.

-She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship.

-Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon.

-Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR.

-Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing.

-Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear.

-Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all.

-Basically just an insult to country music.
Girl #1: OMG. TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO AMAZING. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, KANYE WEST IS SUCH A RETARDED IDIOT, BEYONCE'S VIDEO SUCKS, HE SUCKS, HE'S THE WORST PERSON ALIVE.

Girl #2: HAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny. I mean, Beyonce's video was epic. Kanye was right, wether he was nice about it or not.
by Carrie18 January 4, 2010
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swift boat

The phrase "swift boat" describes a Vietnam-era patrol boat, but it is increasingly being used to describe the political tactic of using a concentrated media effort to discredit a person or idea.

The phrase developed out of the 2004 U.S. presidential election, when a group called "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" attempted to suggest that Democratic candidate John Kerry lied in order to earn two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star during the Vietnam War. The group, as it turns out, was funded primarily by people who also frequently donated millions of dollars to the Republican party. Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was formed for the sole purpose of discrediting Kerry's Vietnam War service and has not been heard from since the end of the election.
From Wired magazine: "Phrases like 'junk science' and 'sound science' are creations of the right in its effort to 'swift boat' research it doesn't like."
by Mark Wilson September 11, 2005
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Bitch switch

When a female is in a bad mood
Man she must be PMS-ing her bitch switch was flipped up
by BL June 21, 2001
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