sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

Little Sweaty Meats

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025

Sweaty Becky

The act of fucking the fat friend who smells like onions

I fucked a sweaty Becky to help my out my cod buddy

by Jlindz2011 June 10, 2024

sweaty

stupid, annoying, retarded, dumb, aggravating, unintelligent, ugly, not smart, etc etc

K: Ew look what she posted

M: she looks sweaty

by sweatball July 12, 2017

Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

The sweaty poison

When you have a wank/jerk off on your back and when your about to cum roll out of the way of the spunk before it hits you

I failed the sweaty poison it got in my eye

by Azbaz04 January 19, 2019

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025