shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!

*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*

by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

the signal stretch

when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.

Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!

by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010

Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.

Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!

by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011

Havin' a stretch

To have a physical altercation

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"

by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom

When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch

by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021