When a woman is engaged in intercourse during the peak of menstruation, and the male ejaculates into her, she cheese queefs. The end result is a splatter of liquids that creates the illusion that you have just finished screwing a strawberry cheesecake.
Roommate 1: "Dude, get your dog away from that towel!"
Roommate 2: "Don't worry, man, he can have the leftover strawberry cheesecake"
Roommate 1: "Nah, that shit's my girl's strawberry cheeseQUEEF from last night!"
Roommate 2: "Ah shit....too late."
when a girl is givvin a guy head, and as he blows his stank ass load all over her face he proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing heavy bleeping.UmmmmUmmmm
After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"
"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"