those are the sticks

"That's the situation". "It is what it is". The sticks have fallen and where they lay is now what you have to deal with (from the childhood game of pick up sticks).

"Aw man, I totally chunked my audition."
"Sorry dude, those are the sticks! Onto the next one."

by ShooshalooshONE July 29, 2017

Rescue Stick

: a secondary stick of deodorant, kept in a handy place in case of a sweaty emergency - usually purchased at a gas station or bodega for twice the cost of your primary deodorant stick.

Alex spent the morning surfing in what amounts to raw sewage and he only had 10 minutes to freshen up before his big meeting. While his hair was caked with feces, his clothes damp with the stink of other peoples excrements and his mood stained with the knowledge that he would probably blow the meeting; he took a small measure of comfort in knowing the sweaty smell of his armpits would be addressed by the RESCUE STICK he had put in his glove compartment.

by The I, Man February 24, 2010

Kurighan Stick

A large sick often made of Gum tree or Steel that "Derrics" use to bash Aboriginals with when he gets drunk and wanders onto their land.

Derric: IF YOU KEEP HARVESTING MY CORN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING AFRICAN CHILD, I'LL GET THE FUCKING KURIGHAN STICK, AND COON SWING YOU SO FUCKING HARD, YOUR DEAD GRANDMA WILL FEEL IT! MUTT!
Abo: NAH FUCK OFF GET OFF MY LAND YOU DUMB FUCKING DOG ILL SLAP YOU WITH MY BIG FUCKING BARRAMUNDI MUTT!!!

by BIGBLACKDADDYDEFINITIONTELLER November 12, 2018

flow stick

a flow stick is a skinny guy with an afro

flow stick is my friend

by monky1919 September 16, 2010

Cheddar stick

A Fuckboy

Lucas, Caleb, Fuckboy squad:A cheddar stick is a fuckboy.

by Hate cheddar sticks July 26, 2016

HOPA STICK

The HOPA stick is a thing us gypies do at weddings when we all hold hands and dance in a circle around the wedding while moving the hopa stick up and down

Ghome 1: let’s do the hopa stick

Ghome 2: yeah
*dances in a circle*

by Badodelowguy January 27, 2022

stick and slide

Similar to "soggy biscuit," stick and slide is a much larger scale event. Gathering about two hundred men and having them jerk off onto a slip n slide, the last of whom to climax must them run and slide down the slip n slide.

Yeah it was so gross, jerry was the last one and had to finish the stick and slide.

by MrFieldhouse April 16, 2017