mushroom stamp

Placing the head of your Johnson on an unsuspecting person.
I waited till Gina passed out, then I mushroom stamped that bitvh.
by Fo T Wada February 23, 2008
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Yuppie Food Stamps

The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal.
We owe $8 each, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps.
by Nat February 13, 2000
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lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.
"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"
by Senditsammo February 05, 2019
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stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person
that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.
by the colonel December 06, 2003
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Anal juice stamp

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.
My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.
by ShrewdSimian May 06, 2010
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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 14, 2008
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Mushroom Stamp

Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.
My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ
by OuttaSight OuttaMind December 26, 2011
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