Sprigoning

Having a stroke and heart attack at the same time.

Yo dude my grandma is sprigoning

by sussyamogusimpostur?!?! January 19, 2023

scriggly

Used to describe something or someone that is so adorable and inviting that your brain enters a phase of persitent 'cuteness aggression', causing one to struggle to vocalise their feelings of affection and love for the aformentioned object or person.

'I love my boyfriend, Julius so much. He's just so scriggly sitting there obsessing over his cards and little hobbies'

by mrnightparrot July 12, 2023

not-spring

A derivative of off-spring, for step, adopted or otherwise non-biological children.

Check out this pic of my precocious not-spring.

by Lollypie November 5, 2008

Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

mexican spring roll

A taquito.

You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.

Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.

by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015