Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.

Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!

by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017

tiny spoon

A person who steals small amounts of change. Typically denies stealing but change is always missing when they're around, and they always have change.

I think that tiny spoon stole my change. That kid is sketchy they're probably a tiny spoon.

by Sfghbhbbh May 19, 2017

reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Spoon butt

A butt that looks like a spoon and or acorn. You can find spoon butts in the wild ranging anywhere from the obese to mothers or just straight up grannies. Woah.

Billy: hey jon is that your mom?
Jon: yeah?
Billy: damn son she got an extreme spoon butt!

by Dogsweaterr June 21, 2014