Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.

"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"

by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

leaky sponge

When a tampon leaks blood

The tampon was like a leaky sponge

by Hueybooty May 3, 2015

gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024

Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

Sponge Bob

Giving head to a flaccid penis

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”

by junie118 January 2, 2024