Splashdeaf

When the sound of urinating or diarrhea deafens all sound outside of the bathroom including talking, construction, and your own crying.

The wife kept yelling but I was splashdeaf the entire time, so how was I suppose to know she had cancer?

by Irysh. December 24, 2022

splashed americano

When you're tired of the black tar, but you're not ready to commit to a full-on latte.

Barista, one splashed Americano. And remember, I said splash, not flash flood!

by jdisgjwe July 18, 2023

splash o matic

OVERPOWERED WEAPON AND THATS WHY I MAIN IT

It got nerfed 😞

I LOVE BURST BOMBS

1: splash o matic is overpowered ngl

2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic

by AmyKinda_gayBro June 4, 2023

Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.

Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

Summertime Splash

when you give someone head under water and when you come up they splash you in the face with their cum

I totally summertime splashed that ho the other day, in the kiddy pool.

Similar to winter snowball with snow.

by Hermione Granger,the Red Ranga October 13, 2011

Gash Splash

When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.

"Ahhh. I just got attacked by that bitch's gash splash"

by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011