sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

spam

anything that really sucks

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."

by r0bby November 22, 2003

Poop Spamming

To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.

Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
DvaGina: POOOOOOP POOOOOOP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Rokr23: Stop poop spamming me!!!

by Disappear101 June 12, 2009

spam donor

A person whose online activities generates spam on your computer. Usually a boyfriend or husband.

Not only did Glenda's boyfriend screw up her Firefox preferences whenever he used her computer, the websites he visited also made him an unwanted spam donor.

by maximo hudson June 4, 2009

grandma spammed

Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.

I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !

by Jane Ruby-Moose February 18, 2011