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southern lasagne 

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!
Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.
southern lasagne by unavailable March 26, 2004

southern 

An adjective which describes things as (1)extremely inebriated, (2)most excellent, or (3)simply American.

Alternate use: Southern Man
1. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Yeah, that foo' was southern last night."

2. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Southern!"

3. "Johnny Cash is a Southern Man - don't fuck around."

Southern Girl 

Girls from the south, usually prim and proper, bible-thumping, "I'm so innocent", back stabbing, bitchy, snobbish, moronic, ditsy, ignorant, stuck-up, brainless, fake, drawling whores who are convinced they are the best in the world.
A Southern girl is found in but not limited to all states south of Maryland and Est of Texas.
Southern Girl by DannySP December 22, 2008

Southern Hospitality 

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
Southern Hospitality by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011

Southern Frattire

Website designed to attract so-called Gentleman from Southern Fraternities, but fails miserably due to the fact that A. they only sell graphic t-shirts, and B. no one wants to wear a logo or graphic from a poseur brand.

Usually advertised via spam on Greek-related message boards.
Sample spam on a message board:

Classic Fraternity Attire for the Southern Gentleman!

Southern Frattire

Best new clothing line... southernfrattire.com
Southern Frattire by theknowingcat November 15, 2011

Southern 

A person with an accent when they talk it sounds like and over inflated balloon is stuck in their colon. Usually defined as a redneck.
Mom:That southern red neck is drinking all of our beer!
Southern by Totallynotaredneck6969 October 30, 2019