Southern Oracle

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.

Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!

by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012

Southern hospitality

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region

She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Southern Kiss

To give your dirty, toothless brother(s) a blow-job, Most southerners require their offspring to do this at an unappropriate age. If all your siblings are boys, good luck with those therapist/Dentist bills.

Girl- " damn I done didn't get morticah a gift fer hes berfday"

Friend- " jus gev em a southern kiss", " its wat i gav diddy last yer."

by William Penn December 17, 2006

southerner

A term used to refer to someone who originates from the civilised part of the UK, south of Birmingham.

Relax, I'm a Southerner.

by wootman May 4, 2006

southern belle

a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman

Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course

John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?

Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep

by Piccolo48 May 21, 2011

poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.

Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!

Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.

by unavailable March 26, 2004