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soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Dell Soda

A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.

Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
God I love Dell Soda
Hey Mark want a Dell Soda?
by Danklord Dolphan August 2, 2022
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Cat Soda

Juice from one's pussy. The milky liquid extract from a vagina.
Damn, man, I had some real good Cat Soda last night going down on my aunt.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.
Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
by JCDUD December 1, 2020
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Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me
I come from soda springs Idaho
by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021
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SoDa

Two kids that claim they can draw straight lines
SoDa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by oH.png April 27, 2017
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Senpai Soda

Unhinged, and sleepy kind of person, that will more than likely be nice and give chances.
Man you remind me of the type of person that acts like a Senpai Soda
by Unknown72491 April 14, 2025
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