Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019

soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013