Santiago

Hes the ugliest mustiest most manipulative toxic piece of shit mid ass he’ll be cheating with the most midest girls got the most fishiest putrid cologne doesn’t wear deordant during the winter like some disgusting fishy musty crusty mid psychopath

Santiagos a horrible person fishiest person

by L_uisod December 16, 2023

Santiago

Hes the most fughly mustiest built like shrek hispanic you’ll ever meet and got the worst cheapest ugliest clothes you’ll ever see he’s racist got the worst mug you’ll ever see mid ass he’ll always got some ugly new bitch

Santiagos real fishy ugly ass hell

by L_uisod December 16, 2023

Santi

The type of fella to snatch ur tater tots and slip on a banana peel. NPC ah boi, don’t trust him with ur money EVER

Santi a 50 pot

by GLZY_Deamonslayer December 29, 2023

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Satire

Comedy that uses sarcasm or irony. Also used as slang on TikTok for something that’s really funny.

Dude new Fortnite emote just dropped. That shit is so satire!

by FakeJosh July 26, 2024

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024