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Sloth

1. A sloth is a slow moving animal which prefers to dwell high up amongst the trees. Generally this gentle beast only comes down to the ground in order to take it's bi-weekly defecation.

2. A character from the show Goonies.

3. One of the seven deadly sins: laziness, slovenliness, procrastination.
My boyfriend is such a frigging sloth when it comes to doing housework.
by EmberDust September 13, 2011
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Pulling a Smith

A.) Lying for no apparent reason

B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.

C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.

E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.

F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !

B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.

C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!

D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!

E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.

F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009
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smith and wesson

The worlds largest handgun manufacturers in the world. The have some pritty tight guns too. Basically the King of gun making.
Dude did you know Smith and wesson came out with 5 new guns? Man they got a lot of fire power.
by Lil' wolfie Wolf December 5, 2006
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rape sloth

The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.

Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.
Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.
by dafukisapseudonym? May 9, 2014
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Emily Smith

The most amazing, beautiful, by far the greattes human being with a vagina(femlae) ever. She makes anyone and everyone have a smile on their face. But she has the greatest smile ever, and no person or anyone could ever amount to her in any single sort of way.
Man, that guy who's dating Emily Smith is so lucky, dawg.
by ridge August 1, 2012
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richard smith

highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'
richard: you peon, you just called me and said 'moo'
by mike April 6, 2005
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Amanda Smith

An extremely beautiful girl who is very lovable. Has gorgeous long blonde hair, and very pretty brown eyes. Often given the nickname "Panda"
Amanda Smith
James: "My girlfriend's name is Amanda Smith"
Friend: "Wow she must be the best girlfriend ever!"
James: "Ya she is"
by pandasarehot September 24, 2011
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