When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.
Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011
Get the Greasy Ski-maskmug. The act of spiking your cocoa and falling down the stairs. For maximum Bro points, perform backwards and make sure to slam your head on a wall located at the bottom of the staircase.
Hey Boys, Sean just went on his second Minnesota Ski run of the night, and this one was for max bro points! He really is the Bode Miller of Minnesota Style Skiing!
by Tyrown Sratchmarks on Yur Back November 7, 2012
Get the Minnesota Style Skiingmug. naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the naked water-skiingmug. A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010
Get the Scotch-tape skiesmug. It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
by snoopy360 November 28, 2012
Get the cross country skimug. Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010
Get the paintball on jet-skismug. Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!
by Matalan Man September 2, 2003
Get the Pink Ski Slopemug.