1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
Get the tweet skeetmug. A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
Get the skeet daddymug. A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
Get the Skeet Shelfmug. What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.
by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017
Get the oh skeetmug. The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.
Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"
by Jonny AK January 22, 2016
Get the Sweet Skeetmug. Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
Get the skype skeetmug. when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007
Get the skeet wheatsmug.