shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

by VDeity June 30, 2007

short girl syndrome

A girl who has an aggressive attitude due to her height and people always looking down on her.

She cute but honestly when she talks you can tell she has short girl syndrome

by shortgirlsyndrome October 26, 2020

Shooty

An emotional state in which a person is tempted to shoot inanimate objects, animals, or other people.

When my computer gave its third Blue Screen of Death in one day, I started to feel a little shooty

by Vote For David October 18, 2008

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010

Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.

Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.

by Intelligent. February 21, 2010

Yuppie Short Bus

A bright-yellow Hummer 2 SUV.

Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.

While crossing the street, I almost got creamed by an asshole driving a Yuppie Short Bus and yakking on a cell phone.

by Bitchy McBitchalot March 17, 2005