shorefadowing

When you are bound to have a series of unfortunate events that are "shore" to be quite pricey.

"The sad part is, the gopro was streaming on my phone, so I literally watched it sink to the bottom of the lake on my phone. Then 45 mins later, I flipped my kayak over and my galaxy s6 ended up in the bottom of the lake." Seriously that was shorefadowing a series of unfortunate, (yet pricey) events.

by Sierragirl89 February 8, 2017

Shooned

Running up behind somebody, and jabbing your thumb into the back of their neck.

Carl ran up to behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got shooned!"

by BetterThanU June 9, 2017

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

shonewhille

a weird guys last name

the shonewhille is weird

by funny ohio momy May 5, 2018

Shore girl sass

talking back, clapback basically the sass of Khloe Kardashian

"That girl has developed some serious shore girl sass!"

by cathygal1234 July 13, 2018

SHOREBEARD

When a gay guys has so much dried jizz in his beard it looks like a sandy sea shore.

Wow! Lee sure has a Shorebeard, he must have sucked off a lot of guys for that!

by ryanshair October 25, 2018

Shorken

A made-up word to throw people off their game, an effective way to get into someone’s head. Ultimately used to confuse, disorient, and get a good laugh for yourself. It must be said quickly, as it sounds like it could be a word, but we know it isn’t.

You: “Hey man, did you ever find the shorken?” (Said really quickly)

Your friend/foe: “Did I..wh...uh?”

by Johaevin January 22, 2019