Die Slappenhymen

Vigorous five-fingered slaps administered to the vulval region of a woman who was asking for it

She kept insisting Ron Paul was a real person, so I gave her Die Slappenhymen.

by the_great_ganonderp August 23, 2011

flapper slappers

the beef curtain like flaps of atrocious leg skin of a flappy slappy. Most likely trying to be distracted from by using the horrible boob job that was bought along with the wardrobe from the trailor park.

'Those overly priced orangutan titties definetly dont distract from those flapper slappers.'

by snappy_holla August 12, 2012

dough slapper

a person that slaps dough for entertainment

Daquarius was a dough slapper

by xxwwhu April 21, 2016

Salami Slapper

A very sexy gay-stripper name

"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

audio bitch slapper

annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.

Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!

by tenzen January 2, 2009

slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.

Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

by Cam Cab March 8, 2008

slapper

From the act of slapping a penis against one's tongue during the act of felatio.

Her manner of giving head suggested she was a slapper.

by TCDNS March 16, 2011