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Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price
Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping
Agressive shopping by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011

Stampede Shopping 

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."
Stampede Shopping by Critik2be November 27, 2012

gin shopping 

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.
"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"
gin shopping by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Champagne Shopping 

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.
Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.
Champagne Shopping by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

wish shopping 

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have
Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping
wish shopping by wtwer April 9, 2013

Flousenigger Shopping 

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.
"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"
Flousenigger Shopping by Kapple February 6, 2014