Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping
Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.
The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.
Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.