Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018

Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people

Christelyn karazin is a Cracker Shacker

by EmJayee January 3, 2019

soul shacked

When you went for something far above you because you you’re confidence borders on irrationality - but it’s cool because everyone around you respects that you aim high.

Also - You’re generally braver than your friends and they hope to one day be as cool as you and want to borrow your shoes or suit occasionally

“Bro…she’s like a Level 4 cuz- bit outta yo league”

“Yeah - but at least he soul shacked - what the hell you done lately?!”

by CluckCluckPewPew November 23, 2021

Dackle Spackle

Methamphetamine

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!

by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022