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Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020
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Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
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slutter

A drunk way of walking
Sometimes used by incel-like people who don't have enough vocabulary to slut-shame women who dare enjoy sex. Often used with "female" for more dehumanization. The more derogatory the sentence, the better is the use of "slutter".
College female are such slutters, I'm sure they can't find a cock they or their slutty friends didn't took already, gwahahaha!
by FallenCookie June 18, 2020
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Scatterbrain

When someone is so utterly mentally impaired that words can not describe the complete levels of stupidity they emit, if they were to have an MRI scan on their brain it would most likely show that they are missing over 70-80% of their brain. This word can not be used on people with low levels of common sense or general retards but rather the most idiotic and stupid people that exist on this planet. They are also more than likely extremely irritating.
Friend~"Harry download the game now so you can play with us later"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"
by Nero587 July 30, 2020
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Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.
I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter
by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020
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Skutter

Scots, a sexual partner that you have no intention of ever forming a relationship with.
Honestly he is out every weekend at 3am to meet the skutters coming out the club's.
You don't take a skutter home to meet your mother.
Of course it's not serious just a skutter I met.
Nothing serious ever again! Only skutter's from now on.
by Original igloo August 20, 2020
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shuttered

Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.
Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."
by The Worlds Loneliest Man October 26, 2020
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