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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths May 8, 2018
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Scissors

Used to beat paper in a game
aha! My scissors beat your paper.
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dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
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velcro scissors

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Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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scissor fever

When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly
Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever
by Ken_Nique July 19, 2016
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Scissor-tips

"Look at that dude's scissor-tips."
by scissory-boi January 14, 2021
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