Spoon

noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

by Big RuK February 25, 2011

spoonescue

To rescue a spoon. See fortescue for a completely unrelated definition.

Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!

by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008

Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.

Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.

by puckers June 22, 2008

Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.

Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.

by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009

spoondog

Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".

Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Spoon

If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon"
"Don't hit me with my spoon"
"Let my spoon be"
"Don't spoon me"

by Abra-Cadabra February 21, 2009

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020