Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.

Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?

by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021

Sandy

Sandy is a big booty bitch who usually acts like slut. She is the kind of girl to get wasted at parties and end up in a bed with a total stranger. When she gets home, her parents usually fuck her up. She doesn't go to school half of the time cuz she's beat up so badly. When she goes to school, she give bj's during passing time in the boys bathroom. She uses the big stall and has decor in there that says "Sandy's bj's. $5 each." She will also have the occasional anal sex. If her dad found out, he would gut her like a melon. Asking her, "is this what you want?! Is it?!". Sandy would lay in her room crying. Therefore Sandy is a terrible name to give your child.

Guy 1: Hop diggity damn! Dat Sandy gives the Best bj's!

Guy 2: She let me go down on her the other day. Tasted like sand.

Guy 3: I went deep into her. Tight as fuck. And that ass!

by Ellie Kringer June 12, 2017

Sandy

I can't explain how beautiful she is. She is so beautiful and funny. I love her so much and truly. She's like the moonlight to me and she makes me smile every time I see her. I want to marry her and have kids with her. But she's taken by someone better than me. Sandy is the meaning of beautiful, funny, and lovable. I love her.

Person: "Who's Sandy?"
Me: "She is the one who I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

sandy frank

When you’re having sex, pull out, dip your dick in sand, and then put it back in.

My girlfriend asked me to have sex on the beach, so I surprised her with my sandy frank.

by Randy Sandy Franklin June 16, 2018

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018