Blowjob Sandwich

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

ice cream sandwich

1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!

My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES

by LilytheAce November 27, 2021

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

Ginger Sandwich

A situation in which a person has an older and younger sibling who is ginger. In such cases the ginger siblings are referred to as the ginger bread, while the middle sibling is referred to as unfortunate. In most cases the middle sibling will still show signs of latent gingervitis including pale skin, blue or green eyes, and a complete lack of athletic ability.

Jennifer's unfortunately part of a ginger sandwich, but at least she has a soul.

by floccus April 19, 2010

Wet Sandwich

Someone who is too short, dresses like the opposite gender, and different.

Beaver's Son (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's...(Gestures his hands) different.

by GoogleTranslateSucksBeachBalls January 4, 2020

I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

by babom July 18, 2007

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 24, 2006