samuel lees 

a very gay person named samuel lees

samuel lees is so gay

samuel lees by Christian6969 July 1, 2020

Samuel Wright 

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.

Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Samuel Wright by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Samuel Abass

He is a boy made up of a lot of potential , he school’s at Accra Academy and offers business.

I wish to be like Samuel Abass

Samuel Abass by heissammyyy May 11, 2021

Samuel L Jackson 

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

Samuel L Jackson by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Samuel L. Jackson 

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.

If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?

Samuel L. Jackson by BombACat July 18, 2010

Samuel Arnold 

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

Samuel Arnold by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

Samuel P. Holland 

A god like human. Almost like a mythical being. So fascinating that you would want to cut your balls off when you witness this man. He will do the undoable. he eats diamonds. He lost his virginity before his parents. His kids will have diamond enforced sternums so their heart and lungs will never be in danger. He knows a man, named Carter. He Poops on this Carter. He beats this Carter. In Golf. So you got Tiger woods. He is a player, stud, and good at golf. You got Samuel P. Holland who is tiger times 6969696969696969696969.

A father would really appreciate making a child with his wife. But After a visit with Samuel P. Holland, this man lost his balls and now can only get pleasure by fingering his butt hole.

Samuel P. Holland by aprettycoolguy August 14, 2011