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Skish

my made up word for marijauna
Skish Leaf, Skish Browine
by Nigel Belote December 29, 2003
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Swishbuckle

When you put a clam into a girls vagina, stretch her vagina over the clam and then pull it out and squirt the juice on your arm.
I just swishbuckled your girlfriend bro, shits rough dude!
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swishler

Rochdale slang for a ball point pen of any colour. Areas of Rochdale that are mostly Asian or Pakistani tend to use the word 'Swishsticks' more.
Person one - "Ayyo man, you got a spare swishler i gots me a maths test right about now."

Person two - "defo, here ya go, but i need it back after my other swishler is about to kill itself."
by Rochdale Chick November 2, 2009
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Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.
Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!
by LmL31 August 28, 2010
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swishilitis

A disease which entails being a fat troll without any purpose, potential or potential potential in life. It is infact, a kind way of diagnising someone with chronic hopelessness and social herpes in one notion, thus saving much initial heartache, and possibly preventing patient depression and eventual suicide due to their realisation and understanding of how truely pathetic their existance is. Though there isn't much you can do to help a sufferer deal with the pains related to having this contagious, neuro-physical contion. Only one cure has been established as of yet; which, quite fittingly is a bullet. Unfortunately, this treatment is not utilised to the fullness of its potential due to humanitarians believing these creatures have souls, when really they exist similarly to reformed WOW addicts - praying on the souls of guys who really need to find someone new and stop posting pathetic facebook statuses about how much they miss their socially retarded, physically distorted, irrational pig of an ex.
Guy: "I miss her so much..."

Guy's Friend: "Oh, Shut the fuck up already and put a bullet in her skull she's got swishilitis. She's as good as got rabbies."
by I'mStillFixingMyStairs December 7, 2011
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Swishty

Swishty - Derived from the slang-english dictionary meaning for: good/working.
I will get this printer all swishty for you.
by MC ZakAttack August 28, 2012
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swishper

John swishpered a secret to Jenny.
by swispea January 26, 2015
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